lollipops are so weird youre literally swallowing your own flavored saliva
5:27 pm • 25 July 2014 • 355,556 notes
“If she only wants you, don’t worry about who wants her”
— Unknown (via blackbruise)
(Source: gold-kushkloudz, via blackbruise)
6:46 pm • 24 July 2014 • 73,282 notes
||But I have about fifty books at home I haven't read, there's no reason for me to buy these.
||Okay, but consider this: more books.
6:44 pm • 24 July 2014 • 67,853 notes
“The reason women are turning you down for casual sex seems to be that, for one thing, a lot of you are calling them sluts afterward. Also, a lot of you aren’t bothering to try to be good in bed.”
— (via wank-r)
(Source: refinery29.com, via black-sorrow)
6:42 pm • 24 July 2014 • 78,123 notes
This was the single funniest thing I have ever seen a president do.
I’M STILL LAUGHING.
I will never not reblog this.
Let’s all take a moment to remember that Obama actually fucking did this omg
6:34 pm • 24 July 2014 • 1,675,260 notes